As you might know, the Obama administration is currently trying to seek approval from Congress in order to engage in a military strike on Syria. To give you the back story, the Syrian people first took to the streets during the Arab Spring of 2011 in protest of the dictatorial rule of Bashar Al-Assad. Since then, the situation in Syria has eventually avalanched into a full blown civil war. At first, Western nations were timid to intervene as Assad murdered his own people in droves. Additionally, two factors have made the situation even more complicated
1) The rebels, which were originally formed by moderate liberal citizens, have been infiltrated by radical Islamist groups.
2) Iran, China, and especially Russia are supporting the Assad regime. Since China and Russia are members of the UN National Security Council, they are vetoing any proposal to intervene in Syria.
At the beginning of the bloody conflict, President Obama had said that the use of chemical weapons by the Assad regime would be a “red line” for the United States. Over the past few months, there were instances where Assad was believed to have used chemical weapons but Obama did not act. Finally though, a few weeks ago, videos surfaced that seemed to prove that the Assad regime had in fact used chemical weapons against the rebels. Obama seems to have had enough and has decided to ask Congress for the approval to engage in a limited missile strike against the Assad regime. Many have argued whether a military strike on Syria is the right option. I will discuss that in another post. For now, I only wanted to give a brief back story.
I don’t want to involve too much humor in such a tragic story, but the events over the past few days have brought forward an interesting question. Is John Kerry a lizard? John Kerry is the US Secretary of State and a few days ago he was being questioned by the Senate Foreign Relations Committee regarding striking Syria. The event was televised on CNN. As I was watching the hearing, I noticed something strange about Kerry and it seems like the crew at The Young Turks picked it up too.
What the hell is up with John Kerry’s tongue? Most people would say that its some kind of tick, but I think there’s a very good chance that John Kerry is secretly a reptilian humanoid. After the hearing, I’m sure Kerry went home and had a good time with his son Gecko.
In his book The Biggest Secret, Jon Icke, a British writer, first came up with the conspiracy theory that the world’s leaders have been extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids ever since the beginning of human history. Looking back at how many times our political leaders have betrayed, deceived, and disappointed us, I would say that it is very likely that we’ve in fact been led not by humans, but by reptiles.
“I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician”